Children...

• You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
• Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
• Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
• Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
• The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
  
  I love my child to death, but she does have the moments when I wonder, why O h Why did I decide to have a kid :). It is a completly different story that mommy bear will not let anyone else growl at her baby bear .. infact she will growl them out of her house, if they as much as attmpt to look mad at her baby bear ... parents!